I was this close to a divorce this week all thanks to my car keys. And house keys. And my parents’ house keys. I lost em all. ALL. They completely evaporated, disappeared, vanished, kapoofed. I was in denial the first few days, convinced that my LadyP had unintentionally (or, intentionally) hidden them from me so…
LilMiss
THIS is how to do a shot.
A little over a year ago, I wrote about LadyP getting her first shots at the doctor’s office and how I inexplicably laughed my way through it. (Call it my own adverse reaction. Not to mention a great way to make a nurse think you’re the devil as your child screams.) This time? I was…
The scary-a$$ thing I bought for my girls.
Correction: I don’t think this is scary. MY HUSBAND DOES. He says he sees “skeletons” when he looks at it. Anyone else on his side? I, for one, don’t see skeletons. I see two fabulously-adorable fairy princesses that remind me of my sassy LadyP and sweet LilMiss. So I’ll hang this whimsical find (thanks to…
If the Irish only knew what I did with cabbage this weekend…
This St. Patty’s day, I let a couple o’ lucky cabbages get to second base… It was the most action anybody’s gotten at my house in a while. Did you know that cupping cabbage leaves on the inside of your bra soothes engorged breasts and slows milk production for new moms? Now ya do. That’s…
