Guess what girls? Mommy’s gonna be on one of the most-watched television shows in the country! Crickets. Blank stares. General ignoring. I recently appeared as a mom-correspondent to expose nasty, hidden germs in kid-friendly places for The Maury Show’s ‘Hidden Dangers Caught on Tape’ special, but who cares about the drama of hidden germs when…
LilMiss
Halloween Tricks? Got ’em.
October 31. Here. Almost done. Phew. At least there’s candy… and many lessons taught and learned. Even the most shallow of holidays centered around costumes and sugar should have lessons (this is the ‘fab-from-the-inside-out’ portion of the blog). Because I said so. Halloween tricks can be a good thing. So while I’m carting around a…
Bungee-jumping, a 2nd birthday, a baptism and me with Maury Povich.
Do you bungee? I never have. But I do it every single day. Most of us moms do. I don’t even know where to begin. The last week has been a blur… somewhere in it, LadyP turned 2 (TWO?!? — yes, I weep as I write this), we Christened our 7-month old LilMiss (more weeping)…
Damn it Kourtney. You made me remember.
So I literally just finished watching the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and am wiping away the tears as I write this. Damn it Kourtney. Yeah, I know your sweet little girl is a few months old now and the events in this latest episode are old news (you giving birth to…
Forget the babies. I’LL eat the baby food. {VIDEO}
Just when I thought I was out of the ‘introducing solids’ stage, BAM! It comes back to slap me in the face. Thanks a lot LilMiss (even though I’m very proud of how you loved your peas). And just as I’m entering this stage the second time around, Target goes and sends me a bunch…
Push Presents: Rings, rules, being right.
Who likes sparkly things? (Duh.) Since I’ve ticked off pregnant women everywhere about my thoughts on push-presents (I think they’re ridiculous), I’m now making things right: Buying YOURSELF a push presents and/or ME-gifts is totally okay. (Yes, I make up these inane ‘filosophies’ as I live them.) Motivation for moms is always fabulous. I just…
Brainwashing baby #1 before baby #2 arrives. Yes, I did this.
Lately I feel like people think I’m lying to them when I tell them how I have an almost-2 year old and a 5-month old… and how the older one actually loves the younger one. “She wasn’t mad at the new baby?” Nope. “Did she throw tantrums when you brought your newborn home?” Nope. “Did…
