Click here to watch my latest episode of “Critics’ Choice Mashup!” It’s a wonder I made it… the hour preceding this shoot consisted of: feeding LadyP & dealing with a major spitup catastrophe, cooking delicious shrimp+rice dinner for hubby to enjoy (without being able to enjoy it myself), washing+drying my hair+makeup+2 wardrobe malfunctions… Damn I…
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How STUPID I was. That was then, this is now.
Was anyone else like me? One year ago today, I found out I was SURPRISINGLY pregnant. Like an ignorant little girl, I cried and cried… convinced that my life was over and I’d never be fun, flirty, fabulous or anything else close to those things again. How stupid I was. In the spirit of self-evaluation,…
Girls Gone Wild… with Grandma.
Do your rules go out the window when Grandma comes to town? Six days of Husband-At-A-Work-Conference plus one visiting Grandma meant six days of wild women (as rowdy as you can get with a 3-month old, I guess). Work was busy (I had jobs every day!), Baby was very busy and Mommy tried to live it…
Fun, flirty & fabulous. Even in the off-season.
What idiot buys shoes like this in the middle of winter? Me. Chalk it up to a chaotic day with Baby at the mall, a desperate desire to pretend and prove that I’m just as young, flirty & fabulous as I was a year ago and an off-season sale that I could not refuse. Every…
Be warned: escalators are the enemy.
What does “mom” mean to you? Here’s what it meant to me this weekend: Waiting for an elevator for 24.5 minutes because it’s impossible to safely take a stroller on an escalator by your lonesome at the mall. Being frustrated that your time is being wasted because you can’t take your stroller on an escalator….
Adventures in babysitting.
How do you find last-minute sitters for your kids? This New-Mommy needs some help… and therapy! Based on this week, finding a decent sitter on short notice involves about 114 phonecalls to friends, colleagues or any other acquaintances who are willing to offer up a sane, warm body to keep my baby alive for a…
Do you talk to fairies?
We do at my house…. afterall, they seem to be everywhere. I’m either turning my baby into a confused, delusional kid or a positively, imaginative child… you be the judge. It all started about 2 months ago, when LadyP was almost a month old… she began cooing at NOTHING over my shoulder behind me. Whether…
