Ladies and gents, we’ve had a new mom fail. Big time. No getting around this one, so I’ll just blurt it out: LadyP rolled off the bed a few days ago. She’s perfectly fine (luckily), but I am NOT. The more I hear myself say “I took my hands off her for ONE SECOND,” the…
fails
Giving back your first baby.
Surely, other moms have felt my pain? I cried and cried. The tears kept welling up and falling down my face. My husband now is certain that he married a head-case beyond rehabilitation. Nobody tells you that when you have a baby, you might have trouble coping with giving back your first baby. And I…
UNfabulous Thursday: In Tendonitis Hell?
Be informed, new mommies, you may soon lose the use of your thumbs, hands and/or wrists. For those of you who teasingly call me a bitch for fitting back into my skinny jeans months after having my baby, please take satisfaction in the fact that (although I may have my a$$ back in shape) I can…
So this was Baby’s First Christmas.
Baby’s First Christmas. It’s all so sweet and romantic, no? No. No one tells you that becoming a new mom near the end of the calendar year might also mean that you miss Christmas altogether (or whatever you happen to celebrate). My first Christmas with my first baby was… unexpected. I’d imagined this serene scene…
Bring your baby to work? Thanks Russell Brand.
Who else has done the unthinkable? I did today, thanks to Russell Brand (the wildly talented & wacky movie star married to Katy Perry). Today I was assigned to interview the cast of the upcoming movie of Shakespeare’s The Tempest (Helen Mirren, Russell Brand, Djimon Hounsou). Despite the fact that I secured a babysitter for this…
