The story you’re about to read is true. The events depicted are not exaggerated, fabricated or made up in any way. Aliases have been created to protect those involved. Ready? Here goes: It all began as such a nice day at Nordstrom… browsing, looking, perusing at our leisure. Just me, LadyP, LilMiss, GrandmaFab… and the…
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The fab thing I forgot Memorial Day…
Flag? Check. A full grill? Check. A backyard packed with family and friends? Check. Being thankful for our troops? Check. So what did I forget? See if you can figure it out from the picture below: I FORGOT THE STARS AND STRIPES! Thanks to LadyP and LilMiss’ little playmate (far left) rightfully and royally decked…
Keytastrophe 2012. The most fabulously-stupid thing I’ve done in a while.
I was this close to a divorce this week all thanks to my car keys. And house keys. And my parents’ house keys. I lost em all. ALL. They completely evaporated, disappeared, vanished, kapoofed. I was in denial the first few days, convinced that my LadyP had unintentionally (or, intentionally) hidden them from me so…
Why Robert Downey Jr was sooo lucky…
Last week, everyone thought I was sooooo lucky to be in the same room as Robert Downey Jr (thanks to the press conference for his new movie The Avengers, in theaters May 4). Let me tell you something: HE was the lucky one. Not because I’m so fabulous… but rather because I totally forgot to…
UNfabulous: Things I learned from my toddler giving me a black eye.
Guess who got to show off a shiner this past Easter weekend? Leave it to LadyP, the corner of a big cardboard book and some giggling, rambunctious activity that I was (unfortunately) instigating. Yes, I was taught a very important lesson: NEVER LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND CLOSE YOUR EYES WITH A TODDLER. EVER….
For anyone that might want to see what I look like pushing a suburban…
And to think that I can’t stand SUVs. Don’t like driving ’em… but now trying to find the humor in pushing them. The irony. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit I’ve been dreading this day. My tips for minimizing the ridiculousness? Don’t wear red (otherwise someone might mistake you for the caboose on a…
Fab tip to preggos: The easiest way to end a moody day.
Yesterday was my birthday. (I turned 29… again.) Which reminded me of this post that I did exactly a year ago. It also happened to be the very FIRST post that officially appeared on The Fab Mom (as opposed to my other little short-lived blog I had before this one). Here’s a flashback for those…
