Consider yourself warned, friends. Find out what FAIL happens behind the bedroom door on a daily basis. (Side note: Pay no attention to my dirty hair… that’s a whole other fail all on it’s own…) DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU TOO?
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Toddler Behavior: Perils of long hair & talking like a 5-year old.
Toddler behavior? Not much of that going on here. She’s a lady. At the 90th height percentile of her age group, hair that now falls practically all the way down to her butt and language skills that challenge some of the 5-year olds in my sister’s Kindergarten class (according to my sister, the Kindergarten teacher)……
FAIL. The real reason behind trying to stay fabulous. {VIDEO}
“The Fab Mom” – A living experiment to stay fun, focused and fabulous after babies. ?!?!?!?!?! Who the eff cares? I DO. And I’m going to tell you why right now. I’ll start with this story (CLICK VIDEO BELOW). Yes, it’s imperative you watch so that this whole song and dance makes sense. There. You see?…
FAIL. A lesson to trust yourself like a real fab mom.
Trust yourself. Trust your actions. Trust your intentions. Even if you can’t remember WHY you tried to hide the innocent little Jingle Doggy (leftover from Christmas) waaaaaay up in your daughters’ closet so they would never find him again until next year. “Mommy! Jingle Doggy! Get Jingle Doggy!” LadyP desperately cried and pointed up into…
Toddler meltdown with Santa? {VIDEO} Check your kid’s outfit.
It was my toddler’s meltdown of all meltdowns. (I’m the worst cliche, I know.) But I was mostly confused about it: LadyP woke up in a good mood, was excited for our day’s activity (which I had built up so big the night before that she actually wanted to go to bed to wake up…
Forgetting my second baby’s FIRST Thanksgiving. Tell me I’m not alone?
I try not to forget important things on holidays, but sometimes things fall through the cracks… especially now since I have a second baby to contend with. So, I’m passing this on to you. It’s a simple notion, but if my own vain ego forgot to do it this past holiday, maybe normal people will…
Our big UNfabulous fall + tips from a pediatric plastic surgeon.
I should’ve been more on my toes the day after I went ranting on Huffington Post Live about how so many parents go overboard babyproofing their house. (Sorry, some do. Safety Mom would definitely give me a schooling, God Bless that woman!) But I should’ve curbed the “I watch my kids like a hawk” attitude a…
