Consider yourself warned, friends. Find out what FAIL happens behind the bedroom door on a daily basis. (Side note: Pay no attention to my dirty hair… that’s a whole other fail all on it’s own…) DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU TOO?
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Bounce back After Baby: Fabulous products for new moms.
As seen on TV, folks! (And now also in my book for first time pregnancy… The FAB Mom’s Guide: How to Get Over the Bump & Bounce Back Fast After Baby.) Let’s just get this outta the way quick: I spent the day with THE LaToya Jackson on account of my responsibility to inform YOU…
Toddler Behavior: Perils of long hair & talking like a 5-year old.
Toddler behavior? Not much of that going on here. She’s a lady. At the 90th height percentile of her age group, hair that now falls practically all the way down to her butt and language skills that challenge some of the 5-year olds in my sister’s Kindergarten class (according to my sister, the Kindergarten teacher)……
Memorial Day. Fly the flag. For the kids, y’all.
Memorial Day Weekend: Beach BBQs, booze and bikinis avail in the spaces between us paying homage to all those soldiers who fought and died (or, are fighting and dying, as we speak) for us. US. Americans. The U-S-A. But as I write this, I can’t help but think about all the awful – AWFUL –…
FUN! Brainwashing by Mom: Brunch, bowls & booze.
Make it pretty. Simple philosophy for having a party, no? Make it pretty. This goes waaaaaay back. I remember being about twelve, in our family kitchen stringing cheese onto a round crystal platter for our annual Christmas-Eve-slash-my-sister’s-birthday-party (at our house) and my mom telling me to “make it pretty.” The most surprising thing was that,…
Motivation? Because moms need dreams.
I think I hit that metaphorical brick wall today. You know, that thing we all slam into every now and then when we’ve spun around in circles enough times to lose our orientation. BAM! It happened to me. I could barely keep my eyes open after lunch and put both my girls down for a…
FOOD: Ladybugs, spiders, and winning $100,000 from Lance Snacks! {video}
I LOVE PARTIES!!!!! This isn’t news people. (My husband is so sick of hearing this phrase come out of my mouth. The amount of exclamation points particularly jolts him, I think.) For LilMiss’ recent first birthday, we went all-out with a Lucky Duck Luau theme (did ya see my centerpieces?). And if you go back…
