Nope. He can’t get rid ‘o me. Stuck. Between a rock and hard place. Forever and ever. Amen. Good thing I’m so fab. (Ha! That one’s for you sweetie!) We all have our sweet and special reasons for being smitten with our spouse… But logically speaking, LadyP and I need him. He’s the only one…
Archives for August 2011
Why you should spend all day in your underwear.
It’s about 9pm and I am officially ready to start my day. Too bad it’s almost over… I just showered and got dressed. If babies can spend entire days in onesies, then so can I. Yup, I spent all day in my underwear and it was fabulous. (Notice I said underwear… not lingerie… don’t get…
Fun for Mom: Get the hell outta your hood.
I’ve had a major attitude problem the past 4 months. Correction: My intended good attitude has not been as successful as I’d imagined. This woman needed some fun for mom… and baby. As of April, I’ve no longer been a ‘city girl’ and have been lamenting it ever since. Thanks to a silly little dream…
Ever had a weird motherly moment? My tale from the gas station thanks to strange young man #1.
I just needed to get gas. What started with me standing beside my car in sunglasses (watching the pump ticker go all the way up to $75!) quickly turned into me giving a lecture to a young man about how being a con-artist (IF he was one) is NOT cool. What the?!?!?!?? “Excuse me ma’am…
Ulterior motives for going to Grandma’s. Are you guilty?
Making the 3-hour trip to visit Grandma has it’s perks for everybody… even YOU. 3 crazy-fun days with my wacky side of the family accounted for countless giggles from LadyP and memories that I’m already cherishing, but here are a few extra perks that I took advantage of: Waking up at an hour (with LadyP…