Who am I kidding: Fabulousness is exhausting to keep up with sometimes. I am TI-RED these days (so cliche, but so true).
So, here are my top 5 fake-outs. Friends who witness me showcasing 3 or more of the following tricks at one time, now you know when I’m faking it. (Hey, I just rip off what I see from bonafide fabulous people/celebs and go with it… you can too!)
1) HUMONGOUS EARRINGS. They tend to distract.
Courtesy of Allwomenstalk.com
2) LOTSA LIPGLOSS. Again, distracting.
Courtesy of Beautymakeup.ca
3) MORE THAN 2 RINGS ON ONE HAND. Fabulously confusing.
Supermama Jennifer Lopez. Courtesy of Ringspotters.com
4) THESE SHOES. Almost blinding. And height-inducing.
Michael Kors wedges. Courtesy of my closet.
5) DRESSING YOUR BABY IN A SWIMSUIT THAT MATCHES HER TOYS.
Never underestimate the power of a giggle.
HOW DO YOU FOOL THE WORLD THAT YOU’RE FEELIN’ FAB?
I have embraced the “natural” lifestyle. I sport free flowing locks, aka didn’t have time to comb my hair, or really long maxi dresses with awesome boho prints, aka didn’t have time to wash or match an outfit together.
People always tell me how free and relaxed I look, little do they know under my cute dress are stubbly legs from the lack of shaving that has been going on.
I LOVE your “natural” approach! What did women do before maxi dresses??? Did they actually SHAVE their legs??? (I consider myself a fellow maxi-girl too… which explains my unshaved AND untanned legs… haha)
Even though your stuff is for women, you make me smile, (and I am not feminine). Keep up the good work and keep smiling yourself.