Out of pure boredom (and a VERY slow work schedule lately), I experimented on myself. I went all 1950’s housewife and decided to pursue satisfaction through doing simple things. This week, “bored” was to become the new “fab.” How very desperate housewifey of me, no? No more stinky yucky dishes in the sink. No more…
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What my baby made me smuggle outta the Mexican restaurant.
At first glance you will see an almost-full baby bottle in the photo below. Now look closer. What do you see in the background? Yes, that would be an empty margarita glass. Do the math. NO, I did NOT give the margarita to LadyP! Nor did she watch me as I shamelessly did it. I…
Don’t let the fabulousness of these photos fool you…
Before explaining what went on behind these pictures, I’m gonna send a shout to Classic Kids Photography. (Yes, I’m offering a fab deal to YOU and your family… at the end of this post! Scroll down.) Now back to my tale not told through these pictures…. It all began so fabulously: LadyP was a little…
Confession: Cheating on Hubby felt pretty good.
Yup, it’s true. I cheated on Hubby. And I did it with Taylor Lautner, chips and salsa, my own mom and his own 2 brothers… not in that order. What else am I supposed to do when he’s out of town? While Hubby’s been in South America the last week as a surgeon for Operation…
Baby’s first vacation: Guess who peed in the lake?
Picture it: Bass Lake, a baby, a boat and mommy who drank waaaayyy too much water in an effort to stay hydrated. Too bad LadyP was the only one with diapers on board. Yup, I went UNfabulous on our first mini-vacation with baby and did like the fishes do. Tinkle, tinkle little star…. right into…
Thanks to my hubby & baby, I now wear this unfabulous piece of equipment.
Although I was warned many, many months ago about the impending stench of LadyP’s diapers once she started eating real solid food, I had no idea what I was in for. Can you say toxic waste? What used to be ‘no big deal’ has now turned into a huge ordeal that I dread several times…
Why I was scared to be alone with Hubby, and why I now question if I have a soul.
Toronto: It was our first trip together sans baby. I was totally excited and totally weirded out. What the HELL were Hubby and I going to talk about for 4 days all by our lonesome on our happy-anniversary-to-us trip? I packed flirty dresses, high heels, lingerie… but would I know what to do with them?…
