FIND! BECO Baby Carrier: All-new Soleil. {video}

Hello BECO Soleil. The first try-on (with my 1-year old).

I’m won’t lie: I’ve never been a baby-wearing mama. Some might say I once had a vendetta against it (for no good reason, I just don’t like the idea of feeling pregnant all over again after the baby is out). I’ve gotten major smack from my baby-carrying friends. But let’s let bygones be bygones. Two [...]

FIND! Baby Bjorn’s Bouncer Balance Soft.

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Ah, the days of having a newborn. Yes, I’m done at the moment, but still… the precious new beginning of life that somehow goes hand-in-hand with a bunch of “accessories” equal to furniture with ducks or monkeys or giraffes or bright-blue-and-yellow cartoon characters printed all over them. Just what you want around your house, right? [...]

FILOSOPHY. Fashion shows: Frivolous or Fab? {VIDEO}

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I’ve had lots of realizations on runways. Last week, I had more. I went to no less than two fashion shows in one week. TWO. Celebrity stylist Anya Sarre hosted LA’s Style Fashion Week’s Go Red for Women Celebrity Red Dress show (to raise awareness, funds and remind us all about heart-health), at which I [...]

FAIL. The real reason behind trying to stay fabulous. {VIDEO}

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“The Fab Mom” – A living experiment to stay fun, focused and fabulous after babies. ?!?!?!?!?! Who the eff cares? I DO. And I’m going to tell you why right now. I’ll start with this story (CLICK VIDEO BELOW). Yes, it’s imperative you watch so that this whole song and dance makes sense. There. You see? [...]

FINDS! Mom’s Night Out: My latest must-haves.

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Recently I was introduced to and pampered – BIG TIME – with some of the hottest and fabulous new products on the market today for busy new moms like us. All thanks to new friend and Hollywood stylist turned new mom Anya Sarre. Anya Sarre and Chudney Ross (owner of Santa Monica’s swanky little mommy-and-me [...]

FAMOUS. Battling baby bumps: Why do we care?

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Kate Middleton. Kim Kardashian. Jessica Simpson. We contrast and compare… BUT WHY DO WE CARE? I recently chatted about ‘Kim vs Kate’ pregancies (both women due in July) on HLN’s “Showbiz Tonight,” and on my drive home from the CNN studios I really started thinking about this. WHY do we care so much about celebrity [...]

FUN. Fab birthday party ideas for girls.

Invitations by Lil Duck Duck Designs (online).

How am I already planning a first birthday party AGAIN? I do have fun, but didn’t I JUST give a 1st birthday party?!? Yes. But here it is again, in just a few weeks. Way to sneak up on me, LilMiss. So in the spirit of coming up with fab birthday themes for soon-to-be-one-year-olds, here’s a [...]

FAMOUS. Amber Rose bumpin’ the Grammys. Now I’m a fan.

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Pregnant model/actress/recording-artist Amber Rose sure knows how to show everyone up. (To be perfectly blunt, I’m still trying to pinpoint some of her work.) But by now, everyone who cared about the Grammys red carpet watched how Rose fabulously made her way down the arrivals line sporting her big I’m-having-the-baby-in-a-few-weeks bump in a (reported) Donna [...]

FIND! Designer Daniela Corte gives us all a leg up.

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FAB FIND ALERT: Would leggings be around if there were no mothers? I dunno. What I do know is that, for better or worse, I’m pulling on leggings more and more. They just WORK. For playing on the ground with kids or for playing with adults in a pair of high-heels. I’m talking, like, every day. So [...]

What would Joan Rivers say? Our week of fabulous fashion foolishness.

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If Joan Rivers ever sees these pictures I’m scared of what she might say. But whatever… it was CHRISTMAS. Also known as: My-own-excuse-to-create-the-most-frivolous-fashion-frenziness for my girls. But that’s how it works. I’m the Mom. And since I was blessed with two little girls, I take my responsibility to dress them for fabulous occasions VERY seriously. [...]

This week’s fabulous assignment.

Ah. Worth the hour.

I put it off for as long as I could, and then I broke down: What am I doing with all these barely-used and too-small baby clothes still in my girls’ closet? Time to cleanse… time to GIVE. ‘Tis the season. Last weekend, I purged most everything that either of my girls won’t ever fit [...]

Toddler meltdown with Santa? {VIDEO} Check your kid’s outfit.

LilMiss: Bored. LadyP: Uncomfortable.

It was my toddler’s meltdown of all meltdowns. (I’m the worst cliche, I know.) But I was mostly confused about it: LadyP woke up in a good mood, was excited for our day’s activity (which I had built up so big the night before that she actually wanted to go to bed to wake up [...]

Rings, rules, being wrong and being right.

Meet the new Dave. (Don't judge my crappy manicure... I know, I need to fix it.)

Who likes sparkly things? I do! Duh. Since I’ve already ticked off pregnant women everywhere about my thoughts on push-presents, I thought I’d make things right: Buying YOURSELF a push-, work- and/or ME-gift is totally okay. (Yes, I totally make up these inane philosophies as I live them.) I just bought mine. Last week. It’s [...]

When your toddler embarrasses your baby.

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The story you’re about to read is true. The events depicted are not exaggerated, fabricated or made up in any way. Aliases have been created to protect those involved. Ready? Here goes: It all began as such a nice day at Nordstrom… browsing, looking, perusing at our leisure. Just me, LadyP, LilMiss, GrandmaFab… and the [...]

It’s a sad day when Mama no longer needs her slutty shoes.

Sorry LadyP, you CANNOT wear flip-flops to a wedding.

Humor me with a quick flashback to November 2010: LadyP was 2 months old and I was waging a wild and desperate war on frumpy postpartum mommyhood. Those of you who’ve followed my humble ramblings from the beginning of my momventure will remember my fluffy hot pink purchase (aka my FIRST fab-find after baby #1 [...]

Fab summer must-haves made by MOMS. As seen on KTLA-5 Los Angeles.

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Yeah. Moms are smart. And cool. And fun. And know how to create products that will work for our families, give us a giggle AND often give back to our communities all at the same time. If you caught my recent show-and-tell on Los Angeles’ KTLA-5′s Weekend Morning News, you know what I’m talkin’ about. Check [...]

Do it for our country.

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Our tips for a fab Fourth? Get equipped with proper uniforms. Make sure it fits right. Accessorize as appropriate. When I was growing up, the big question at our house was “What are you wearing?” Not in a shallow way, but in a let’s-have-fun-with-life’s-occasions way. Never underestimate how a fabulous outfit can make life that much more [...]

The fab thing I forgot Memorial Day…

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Flag? Check. A full grill? Check. A backyard packed with family and friends? Check. Being thankful for our troops? Check. So what did I forget? See if you can figure it out from the picture below: I FORGOT THE STARS AND STRIPES! Thanks to LadyP and LilMiss’ little playmate (far left) rightfully and royally decked [...]