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D-R-E-A-M. Whoa.

FOCUSED. Because moms need dreams.

I think I hit that metaphorical brick wall today. You know, that thing we all slam into every now and then when we've spun around in circles enough times to lose our orientation. BAM! It happened to me today. I could barely keep my eyes … [Read More...]

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FOOD: Ladybugs, spiders, and winning $100,000 from Lance Snacks! {video}

I LOVE PARTIES!!!!! This isn't news people. (My husband is so sick of hearing this phrase … [Read More...]

Love them, despite our inability to take a non-blurry picture together.

FOCUSED. My babies are raising me well.

Three years ago this upcoming August (ya follow me?), my husband and I celebrated our … [Read More...]

After the show: Whew.

FAMOUS? Playing stage mom with my TV toddler.

As if going on auditions, dealing with rejection and always feeling like I need to 'focus' … [Read More...]

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FUN. How to make family weekday dinners fabulous. {VIDEO}

Now that the weather's getting warmer (here in LA, anyways), eating outside is becoming … [Read More...]

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FUN! Sh*tty Moms + MomMe’s Night Out DISCOUNT! (Los Angeles)

Anyone down for a sh*tty night? I am. On Wednesday April 30, Los Angeles' Club MomMe hosts the West Coast launch of Sh*tty Mom, The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us as part of a fabulous Mom's … [Read More...]

Yeah, we like to eat breakfast watching TV. So what?

FACETIME+FILOSOPHY. Guilt: A Wasted Emotion.

Guilt is a wasted emotion. I thank my own mom, my best friend to this day, for teaching me this early on in life. Guilt wastes time. Guilt wastes energy. Guilt wastes your youth away. Guilt will NOT … [Read More...]

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FIND! Box Play for Kids. We’re stuck on ‘em.

I forgot about the power of stickers... Until my 2.5 year old LadyP recently reintroduced them to me. If you happen to show up at my house unannounced these days, you will find stickers on my wall, … [Read More...]

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FAMOUS. Actress Traci Lords gives good… parenting advice? Yup.

Believe me, the fact that I'm featuring parenting advice of former X-Rated movie star Traci Lords is a little bit astonishing to me (ok, a LOT astonishing to me). Perhaps it's a testament to the … [Read More...]

No, not a tan line (it's the shadow of my own phone).

FIT. How to use your toddler to stay fit. {VIDEO}

In the spirit of the approaching swimsuit season, I want ya to try something every single night. Do it in your bathroom. Do it in your closet. I don't care where you do it... just do it. TOUCH. … [Read More...]