After a 2-week blogging hiatus and stay-cation with my family, I’ve come to a shocking conclusion that I never thought I’d be able to admit. EVER. DEEP BREATH. Stay-at-home mommyhood isn’t all that bad. It’s FUN. I’M HAVING FUN. Crap. Did I just say that out loud? I was the girl who always figured I’d have kids,…
Archives for June 2012
Yeah, there’s power in that poop. Here’s why…
Who deals with crap on a daily basis? I do! I do! At least I did this week. But please don’t tell the fabulous network executives that I had meetings with what I did just before driving to their shiny offices to talk about my past, present (and hopefully future!) TV experience. Mama’s working on…
Hell has frozen over: I’m defending Snooki.
In a shocking and unexpected turn of events this week, Snooki has indicated that she may very well be keeping her boobies to herself in regards to nursing her soon-to-be bambino. The girl formerly identified by the media as “Drunk” told ABC News (WATCH THE VID HERE) that she’s not all that keen on breast…
Get free diapers by watching me apologize to Target? True. And fabulous.
What’s more fabulous than free diapers? Watching me apologize to Target for doubting their Up&Up brand of diapers. WATCH: I didn’t know I was such a diaper snoot until I was proven W.R.O.N.G. about my preconceived notions. These seem too thin. They’re not a brand name. There’s no ‘pee-pee indicator line’ that turns blue…
How to survive dinner out with 2 babies. By YOURSELF.
There was no procrastinating it any longer. If I kept putting it off, I’d have had to declare myself a chicken and a fraud and a fake for everything that I happen to believe a “Fab Mom” should be able to handle. No can do. (Frankly, I need to be a ‘fab mom’ because there…