And to think that I can’t stand SUVs. Don’t like driving ’em… but now trying to find the humor in pushing them. The irony. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit I’ve been dreading this day. My tips for minimizing the ridiculousness? Don’t wear red (otherwise someone might mistake you for the caboose on a…
Archives for March 2012
Where ZEN meets FAB… WATCH!
We did it! Thanks to The Zen Mom, I just did my first Spreecast (kind of a Skype-meets-YouTube). We talked EVERYTHING new mommyhood… everything that concerns having 2 babies less than 2 years apart! WATCH HERE! (And yes, I show you – again – what I’m *still* hiding under my shirt.)
3 *musts* for new moms the first 3 weeks (hint: open your underwear drawer).
It’s been 3 weeks since LilMiss was born. With the exception of the numb & uncomfy scar that’s healing right above my hoo-ha, I can legitimately say that I’m now back to ‘me.’ (Ok, I’m about 80% back to me… sleep deprived with a few extra pounds that I need to get rid of in…
If the Irish only knew what I did with cabbage this weekend…
This St. Patty’s day, I let a couple o’ lucky cabbages get to second base… It was the most action anybody’s gotten at my house in a while. Did you know that cupping cabbage leaves on the inside of your bra soothes engorged breasts and slows milk production for new moms? Now ya do. That’s…
WATCH what I’m hiding under my shirt.
What a bunch of perverts you all must be… ha! (I do have the most fun coming up with titles for this little blog… but I digress.) My new baby is *officially* one week old… NOW! Last week this time I was having crazy contractions while trying to will the baby to not force me…
Here we go again…
Aaaaaaaand, I’m back. But it might be in small intervals in the coming weeks (considering that I have a new little small creature to look after between running after LadyP). So, I’ll introduce you to the new chick who will serve as added entertainment and inspiration for TheFabMom… meet LilSis (until I come up with…
FACETIME. I’ll show you mine…
Aw hell…. I’ll show you mine regardless. My bump… and my diaper – (OOPS! I keep getting ahead of myself!) – I mean, HOSPITAL bag. I’ve got the usuals, but since I’ve done this before I’ve added a heavily-overlooked go-to lifesaver to my having-a-baby supplies. WATCH: THE REST OF MY LIST? Toothbrush/toiletries… A fluffy pillow……