A mom blog by TV host & new mommy Jill Simonian.
If you think about it, it’s the perfect job for a mom: Leaving your baby in the middle of night. No babysitter needed (assuming you have a spouse at home). No need to provide eating/napping instructions to anyone. No need to go through the rigamarole of saying ‘bye-bye’ to baby and sneaking out the door [...]
The bigger the better. Why waste my time with anything wimpy? After a week of self-induced online hiatus (thanks to a mix of a trip to grandma’s house, a bit o’ laziness and minimal creativity on my part), I needed something HUGE. And then, these popped into my life. MEET MY PUMPKINS. These ridiculously-large iron [...]
Out of pure boredom (and a VERY slow work schedule lately), I experimented on myself. I went all 1950′s housewife and decided to pursue satisfaction through doing simple things. This week, “bored” was to become the new “fab.” How very desperate housewifey of me, no? No more stinky yucky dishes in the sink. No more [...]
At first glance you will see an almost-full baby bottle in the photo below. Now look closer. What do you see in the background? Yes, that would be an empty margarita glass. Do the math. NO, I did NOT give the margarita to LadyP! Nor did she watch me as I shamelessly did it. I [...]
Baby’s First Smile. Baby’s First Laugh. Baby’s First…. anything. Watch my Momversation vid with Stacee of Medieval Mom below and YOU be the judge if I’m a good mommy or careless mommy. Then read my defense below! You see, it’s not like I don’t treasure LadyP’s first milestones…. I just honestly soak them up [...]
Before explaining what went on behind these pictures, I’m gonna send a shout to Classic Kids Photography. (Yes, I’m offering a fab deal to YOU and your family… at the end of this post! Scroll down.) Now back to my tale not told through these pictures…. It all began so fabulously: LadyP was a little [...]
Yes, you read that right. Last year this time I think I may have still been drugged up (picture directly left is evidence). Last year this time I kept thinking that I came this close to eating a worm in an effort to evict LadyP from my body just a few days earlier. Last year this [...]
Hi all. Jill Simonian here. I’m a TV Host & Entertainment Journalist who somehow ended up with TWO *surprise* baby girls under the age of 2. I'm still trying to figure out how this happened. LadyP barged in September 2010 and LilMiss arrived March 2012. TheFabMom was born in 2011 as an experiment to keep life flirty, fun, focused & as close to fabulous as possible after babies. Here you will find my personal stories, realizations & rants about keeping mommyhood, lifestyle and my work on TV fab... all with a wild toddler and bouncy infant. Got tips? Send 'em my way!
