What kind of love are you sending this Mother’s Day? Flowers usually work for most chicks, but here’s my fresh and funny get for PREGGY friends, wives, sisters or moms this year: Bumps. Or, technically, [bump] aka “baby under manufacturing process” wear. [bump] was MY personal fave while I was bakin’ my own bun last…
Archives for April 2011
New Mom Challenge: Tears, tape and vomit on the floor.
Give up a new mom challenge? Now way. Although I came this close. I was not responsible for the vomit on the floor, but I may as well have been since I felt like hell before, during and after it happened. My hubby blames it on too much milk too fast. I blame it on…
My dirty philosophy: Expecting moms, don’t hate me. (Read the whole thing.)
What’s the trick to losing baby weight? DON’T GAIN IT. I’m not evil or mentally ill, but I am honest. Last week, Mommywood spectators were marveling at (and hating) how supermodel Miranda Kerr’s body has bounced right back to it’s sexy shape just 4 months after having a baby. Rachel Zoe is not-so-shockingly skinny again…
FabFind: A cocktail with your egg hunt? Go here!
Sip a cocktail while your kids hunt for Easter Eggs! Only in LA, right? Actually, Malibu. Thought I’d pass along a fab-find as an early Easter basket: kid, baby, dog and cool-grownups friendly… nestled in the heart of Malibu’s Wine Country. Good grub, killer cocktails, gorgeous grounds, a lake with ducks… my-kinda-egg-hunt atmosphere for this Easter…
If you like a good cry, do this.
According to my husband, I get teary if the wind blows the wrong way. I cry when I’m happy, sad, stressed or inspired. Always have, always will. Releasing all that energy is strangely cathartic and liberating. It happened last night: I’ve been packing to move into our first house (next week!) and am finding all…
Some of my friends will disown me after this.
In the midst of being a bit *stressed* these days (thanks to moving/renovating), I’m feeling it’s time for a good old fashioned rant. Rather than screaming at my husband, I’m letting loose on something totally unrelated to home improvement: BJORNS. THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY. THEY’RE UNFABULOUS. And at the moment I’m beginning to think that…
Fab Find: Doggy style.
(Get your minds outta the gutter. Ha!) This week’s Fab Find is the exact opposite of what the title of this post suggests. It’s wholesome, sweet and very near and dear to my heart. It’s also a perfect Mother’s Day gift for a mom (and/or a brand new little girl). If you’re from my hometown,…